Top 10 Things I Hate About Crossfit KOP

  • 10) There hasn't been a workout named after me yet. Basically it's any other WOD, plus the 40 lb vest. Let's make this happen.
  • 9) While in a theater I'm usually leisurely eating bad things and mindlessly entertaining myself. I've never before thought of fitness. Thanks for ruining the dream.
  • 8) I had to squat over the urinal last Saturday because the other two bathrooms were occupied by men. Nuff said.
  • 7) I can't stop talking about Crossfit. Fess up. Who's the subliminal messanger?
  • 6) I can now do 10 girlie push-ups in a row. I have no excuse now. This sucks.
  • 5) They only print KOP tee-shirts and not unitards. It's just wrong.
  • 4) Aimee and Jason really aren't married. They are secret agents hired by the government to train all they get their hands on for battle. Your cover is blown guys.
  • 3) They are all so damn inspirational. 50,000 deadlifts, run 100miles, 50,000 burpes, run 100 miles, 50,000 KB swings, run 100 miles, 50,000 pullups, run 100 miles, 50,000 box jumps (any height), run 100 miles, 50,000 OH Squats, run 100 miles, and 50,000 DB Squat Cleans, followed by a 1 mile jog? No problem!
  • 2) It pisses me off that everyone is so nice. There are other people to smile at ya know.
  • 1) I hate that it makes me feel so good about myself and I've made all these fabulous new gym buddies.
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